Patience Level over 9000. I'd Fuc*ing Hit Him Without A Doubt.
Be A Teacher They Said. You'll Be Respected They Said.
Chuck Norris Would Be Proud! He Knocked Him Out Like A Fuc*ing Pro!
If You Suck At Football – Roundhouse Kick Is An Answer!
You Suck At Christmas – You Suck At Cooking! How To Make Worst Fu*king Christmas Ever!
Merry Christmas To Everyone!
She Ran Over Her Friend And Crushed Two Cars! Stupid Bit*h Just Tried To Park!
Who Did She Blew To Get A License?
Idiot Got His Tongue Stuck To Ice Cold Pipe! I Thought They Only Do It In Movies!
This Guy Is An Ice Cold Idiot!
That's What I Call Guardian Dogs! Fuc*ing Thief Got What He Deserved!
Why Did He Even Come Back? Idiot!
He Fu*king Smashed That PS4! Angry Dad Lost His Patience, And Put The Hammer To Good Use!
That's What Happens When You Play All Day Long!
Hey Babe, Show Me That Sweet Ass! How To „Accidently” Grab A Santa's Helper Butt!
She's Really Cute Tho!